As the World Burned - The Films of 2017

Well, that year sucked. And we got a long fight ahead of us until it gets better, so.

. . . Let's talk about some fun movies, huh? And some bad ones. And some surprising ones. And - well, you know the drill by now.

THE SHAPE OF WATER - The Hearts of Monsters

Look, if you guys don't start going to see Guillermo del Toro's movies more often, he's eventually gonna run out of crazy people to finance them. And losing out on films like The Shape of Water would be a damn tragedy.

STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI - Heir to the Empire

"This is not going to go the way you think."

Listen to ya boy. He's not wrong.

JUSTICE LEAGUE - You can't save this franchise alone

So. . . do you also like DC's superhero characters? Ok, good.

. . . Did you also like The Avengers?

Well, I've got some good news, and some bad news. . .

THOR: RAGNAROK - Big Trouble in Little Asgard

I'll be honest - if I'd seen this movie as a 10-year-old, it would be my favorite thing ever.

IT - Return of the King

Well. Get ready to see a lot of scary clowns this Halloween.

Like, even more than usual.

SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING - Pretty in Spandex

That'll do, Spidey. That'll do.