Can't say I didn't see this coming. But A Good Day to Die Hard is horrible.
And no, I don't mean "not as good as the original" or "not good in a 'snooty art house film' way" - I mean it's legitimately terrible even in the field of brain-dead star-driven action vehicles. I'm not even sure I can properly express how not just bad, but bizarrely incompetent the entire affair is.
But I'm gonna do my level best.