You should be paying attention to JUPITER ASCENDING.

Because REASONS.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES (2014) TRAILER - What. The. Shell?

So. . . this is a thing that's happening.

300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE - Brain Over Brawn

DIRECTOR: Noam Murro (though rumors have it this is as much Zack Snyder's film)

SHORT VERSION: Wait, that was. . . actually pretty good?

Yeah, I'm as shocked as you are.